Alan Moore: I read League. Well, I tried. Maybe The Watchmen was the apex of your career - it was amazing, and revolutionary, and I loved it. This...
Guy at Dragon's Lair: When I told you my heart was breaking because The Invisibles was over, you recommended Transmetropolitan instead of Planetary. What the hell were you thinking? I could have been reading Planetary years ago!!
My Own Common Sense: How did you not predict that Tadpole would be so vicariously socially awkward that you couldn't bear to finish watching it? However, it was an extremely cool feeling to just go into the indie video store and rent whatever I wanted. I had already cut up my Blockbuster card, so I didn't get the $2 off or whatever they were offering to help me transition away from sending my money on censorship.