Dog v. Girl

Excerpt of dog's activities for the day:

1. Thrash violently at any movement by girl while dog and girl are on couch, as if afraid to be crushed.
2. Lie placidly in bathroom doorway as girl steps over dog repeatedly to get in and out of bathroom.
3. Pretend to find food on kitchen floor and lick linoleum.

Excerpt of girl's activities for the day:

1. Look at precariously balanced, delicate object perched on ledge in home.
2. Conclude that there is insufficient space on ledge for additional object.
3. Place additional object on ledge.
4. Yell "Oh f&*k g@dammit!" as delicate object falls over onto computer monitor, throwing small metal objects across desk and onto floor.
5. Retrieve and replace small metal objects in delicate object and delicate object on ledge.
6. Retrieve small plastic bust of Darth Maul and replace on top of monitor.

I think The Dog is winning.