Nature's Soundtrack

I like Mighty Girl as much as I do (which is a lot) because she so often captures tiny but hilarious snippets of conversation. Less is more, and less is a riot. I am jealous of her ability. But I think this ranks, and I'm not making it up:

Me: Are you sure you heard coyotes, or was it actually Coyote Ugly?

I-ROCK: Well, I didn't hear anyone dancing on tables. And I didn't hear any breasts.