Which Of These Things

By The Princess on October 8, 2003 9:14 AM in Feminism | Comments (4)

is not like the other one?

"Surely we can find someone to be governor of California who doesn't have a history of sexually assaulting women?"
"Surely we can find someone to be governor of California who hasn't ever beaten someone with a baseball bat?"
"Surely we can find someone to be governor of California who doesn't mix plaids and stripes?"

I would have guessed wrong.

4 Comments

By rockstar1 on October 8, 2003 3:41 PM

Arnold is now the Governor of California. Wow...who'd have ever thought that someone would ever come along that was so bad we'd actually start missing Jesse "the Body" Ventura?

By The Princess on October 8, 2003 6:18 PM

At least Ventura was governor of a relatively unimportant state. Plus, it inspired Battlefield Band to write Jesse "The Body" Ventura's Reel, and it's a pretty good tune.

By Aaron on October 9, 2003 11:31 AM

Relatively* unimportant?

I think electing Jesse proved Minnesota is completely* unimportant.

(emphasis lost because the comment system appears to strip html.)

By The Princess on October 9, 2003 12:58 PM

Aaron, I feel like your entire purpose in coming here is to make me a to-do list for fixing this blog. ;)