Or, more aptly, things I have recently learned:
- If you call UPS and ask them to re-route your package to your work address because you won't ever be at home during the day, they can do that. (Apparently vegetarian marshmallows need a signature.)
- I cannot write substantial blog posts on 4-5 hours of sleep per night (and thus I am failing in my pre-New Year's blogging resolution).
- My boss has never met me. (I know this one because she bought me a sparkly pink heart necklace as a holiday present.)
I am going to bed now.
Comments (1)
When the marshmallows are redirected to your office, try to remember your Starburst incident. Don't eat them all on an empty tummy. Couple the sugar rush with 4 hours of sleep and the pink sparkly necklace will be the least of your worries. ;)
Posted by Jethro T. Beauregarde | December 18, 2003 3:29 PM