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I need to share this text from an online personal ad.

Hello, ladies. My sense of humor is bizarre, and can be offputting if you're not a freaky freak like me. But if you like to be zany, wacky, or full of pizzazz, I'm your boogie man. ... I like to get crazy. One time I drove to Peru without a passport. I've been skydiving eight times, and I have a stable of exotic animals, including three fancy rats named Twinkles, Sugar, and Moustache. You might say I like to live it up. I'm looking for a good time with any beautiful, sexy ladies in the Austin area. Give me a buzz, all you beauties out there. Later.

We see why I'm distressed about the no prospects thing, right?