wanted: minion

Duties to include dog walking, preparation of nutritious lunches and dinners, picking up around the apartment, laundry, and renting me some movies I haven't already seen 500 times.

Duration: as long as I have this cold.

Alternately, I could just do this stuff myself since I'm not dying or bedridden or anything, but where's the fun in that?

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Hey, I offered!

Yeah, but you refused to wear the French maid outfit.

You really need to get all this information out up front.

Oh please, as if the French maid outfit isn't a given.

You could go for the Gladiator-style leather loincloth if there are no takers for the French maid deal.