Really Dead

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The Austin-American Statesman, like most papers, benefits from using AP stories. Fair enough. Couldn't they at least check the headlines, though? Y'know, so they don't sound like idiots?

Three Killed Dead, I-35 closed after fiery wreck

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"Killed dead" as opposed to "accidentally stumbled into not being alive anymore, so to speak". Crucial distinction in the world of forensic investigation. Absolutely crucial.

Hey, look, it's 4:20!

.... Just kidding, but I had to test drive my new knowledge. Your blog is so darned educational!

You're right, it really should have been "Three Done Been Killed Dead".

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