On the ASPCA Form, Write in "Biological Clock" Under "Reason for Adopting Pet"
Five women in my social circle having babies this year wasn't enough.
Now there are six.
(whimper)
Do I need another dog?
[Update, 12:18 pm: The more I think about how tired I am today and how much I would like to get done between now and Friday, the less this is bothering me. And I so do not need another dog, unless I build an addition onto my apartment.]
[Update, 2:35 pm: Or I could get a trained monkey to walk the dogs while I'm gone. Or a trained miniature pony. That would be awesome. I'd probably still need the addition, though.]
Lemme know how the trained miniature pony works out. I've got sidewalk that needs shovelin' come winter... and my dogs refuse to take their turn shoveling. Grrrrr.
Oh please, you know your passive-aggressive Kenoshan neighbor will shovel your walk for you if you don't get to it in a timely fashion.
Tru dat. One point for you...
Get another dog, she needs a friend. Have a baby too, you can handle it. Might want to start up a tribe again to help though. :)
The only way I'm having a baby right now is if it turns out I can collect alimony from you, my dear. :)
I saw someone walking a miniature pony on the Town Lake hike-and-bike trail last summer. It did appear that the pony was being walked by a person, not that the highly trained animal was out walking his owner's pet dog.
Maybe the person was walked by the pony - ever think of that?