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Also from the family reunion, nothing to do with God:

Aunt: I remember visiting San Antonio many years ago, we tried to go to one place and they wouldn't let us in because the lady I was traveling with was wearing shorts.
Mom: Was it a chapel or something?
Aunt: No...
Mom: A mission?
Aunt: A mission...or a mausoleum?
Mom: Or a coliseum?
Aunt: One of the above.