Mom: So did you end up with a lot of stitches?
The Princess: I think it's 3? 4? In a 2-inch incision.
Mom: That's not bad.
The Princess: They're ugly looking, all scary and black.
Mom: That's the way it is, it always looks kind of Frankenstein.
The Princess: I don't think I'll be walking around going "raarghh" any time soon.
Mom: Not the bolt through the neck thing?