Guidance
If you ever find yourself feeling all alone, like no one loves you and you will never have a boyfriend/girlfriend/partner/spouse, or a house, or kids, here are some things you should not do:
Go to a party ALONE where YOU DON'T KNOW ANYONE...
...especially if over half the woman there have YOUNG CHILDREN or are PREGNANT...
...and the CUTE GUY and his GORGEOUS WIFE who are hosting the party have a BEAUTIFUL HOUSE and a VERY CUTE BABY.
Not that you would do such a thing, because WHAT KIND OF F&%ING IDIOT WOULD THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA?!
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Yikes, really? Was this some freak advice you read, or did this happen? If it happened, guh. Ouch. If it's advice, guh and ouch on that goober. We need to find you something that makes you so happy, right here in the now, that this sort of thing doesn't ruffle you so. My suggestion: good figs. They distract our focus on what we don't have. --- A long bear hug to you, sweet.
Oh no, I did this all by myself.
p.s. Figs are gross.