Random Word Strings
When I was in college at Macalester in St. Paul, we had a game of stringing nouns together to make the funniest combinations we could. A woman named Sigrid won with "rolling aardvark heresy." Rolling, of course, is an adjective, but you see my point.
This spam subject line doesn't beat that - but it tries awfully hard:
methodic bookseller iberia campfire
I was going to shut down my spam-ridden Yahoo account and make a new one, but I'm loath to cut myself off from such entertainment.



From my not-recently-checked Yahoo! account, one of the spams that wasn't actually directed to bulk mail had the subject line
"did you raelly slep with her?"
and in the about-to-be-emptied Bulk Mail, the ersatz-French
"bnoojur!"
Is it possible that anyone ever, ever does anything to these but delete them now?
I slep with her all the time. Aru eovir!