| Eddie Izzard quote: | "The first page I ever learned in French was full of things which are difficult to get into a conversation. Things like, 'The mouse is underneath the table.' 'La souris est en dessous de la table.' The other line was, 'The cat is on the chair.' 'Le chat est sur la chaise,' slightly more easier to fit in to conversation, and, The monkey's on the branch. Le singe est sur la branche. *Very* difficult to get into a conversation!" |
For "The Princess", you get
"'Father, bless me for I have sinned, I did an original sin I poked a badger with a spoon.' 'I’ve never heard of that one before! Five Hail Mary’s and two Hello, Dolly’s.'"
and for "UnwiredBen", you get
"Hello Sue! I've got legs! You like... bread? I've got a french loaf!"