Or Maybe A Career in Baseball?

Dear The Dog,

This is an intervention. We are all concerned about your drug-seeking behavior - to wit, chewing off so much of your hair that I have to take you to the vet.

I don't know how you knew he would give you steroids. I don't really care. What concerns me is your belief that we won't love you anymore if you don't bring home a gold medal in leash-pulling from the 2006 Olympic Games.

Please get help now.

With love,
The Princess