There Are Two Things I Should Be Doing On This Site

I should either be throwing away my current stylesheet and starting from scratch so I can stand to look at my own site, or I should be writing up my BlogHer notes into posts.

Instead, I give you this, from a conversation my sister and I had when I was contemplating flying to Chicago to see a fantastically cute boy I met in a bar:

Sister: So how's...Pete Smith? Joe Black? Tom Ford?

The Princess: Umm, Tom P-----?

Sister: Ha, I got his first name right. I knew it was something generic.

The Princess: He's fine. I really want to go up there, but he's not havin' any of it.

Sister: You should come here. (pause) The kisses you get here will be different, though. I just think you should know that up front.

I'll get to the other stuff when I'm not so tired. Maybe that will be today, since I was asleep by 8:20 last night.