In the last couple of weeks, here are some of my favorite searches that led to this site. See the end of the post for a couple of mildly disturbing ones.
- why are there babies everywhere? [well...]
- glossy princess lip gloss
- doritos commercial anne richards [I have NEVER mentioned Doritos on this site.]
- kissing strangers wordpress
- clever kingdom austin texas [why yes, yes it is...]
- warning dont drink anything reading
- i am excellent graduation
- what's faster a lizard or a fish?
- vegetarian meat emotional distress eat consume negligence or negligent or mistakenly [do I feel a lawsuit coming on?]
- laugh at me i'am wearing
- rich kids cheyenne mountain [why yes, yes they are...]
- lizard grrr [that's actually our battle cry]
- vin diesel cider [ok, this is a new one]
- contributing member of society
- what's a chamfer [they must get the same spam email I do.]
- linens n things removed from mailing lists
- covered in bees -izzard [there is no covered in bees without eddie izzard, you freak!]
- she tied her boyfriend
- ex husband junk mail
Now here's the really interesting part:
- probably less than 1 in 175 gay couples want to adopt any children
- email gays raise children like gold fish and dog
Trying to figure out where that ridiculous email came from? Researching its veracity [hint: none]? What were they looking for?