How People Got Here

Cathy Young got perhaps the best bizarre Google search referral ever:

"Does crystal meth eat away at your leg bones?"

I have not been so lucky lately:

• humiliation men's waist down
• lizard in space
• crack pipe
• velociraptor microbes
• subterranean leeches
• to tip the hovering scale
• i am interested in knowing you
• god does not play dice with the universe%3b he plays an ineffable game of his own devising which might be compared from the perspective of any of the other players to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room with blank cards for infinite stakes with a dealer who won't tell you the rules and who smiles all the time site: edu
• how he became your favourite relative
• euthanizing goldfish
• feel great babies everywhere