I Need

As seen on What if no one's watching?, who got it from Going Dutch.

Instructions: Google "your first name needs" and see what the Internet thinks you need.

  • bottle/can donations
  • a Home (I am in this case a Siberian Husky/Border Collie)
  • to take a CPR course
  • to be cared for exactly as you would a real baby (I think C-Man would agree)
  • to have a good reason or incentive to participate
  • to do her job
  • little introduction
  • no more than a harsh reprimand to make [her] understand you are displeased
  • someone to love
  • to be scrutinised by a public inquiry
  • a patient, no-nonsense owner, preferably with terrier experience, and a fenced yard
  • your feedback
  • surgery
  • help regaining financial solvency
  • a new wardrobe
  • to dump Luke like yesterday!
  • to look out for her sanity
  • to be more active!
  • to be docked 2 days at her regular rate
  • to learn how to play cooperatively
  • emergency treatment after playtime
  • to study biology over the summer
  • to think what this will do to her self-respect
  • a search and rescue team