As seen on What if no one's watching?, who got it from Going Dutch.
Instructions: Google "your first name needs" and see what the Internet thinks you need.
- bottle/can donations
- a Home (I am in this case a Siberian Husky/Border Collie)
- to take a CPR course
- to be cared for exactly as you would a real baby (I think C-Man would agree)
- to have a good reason or incentive to participate
- to do her job
- little introduction
- no more than a harsh reprimand to make [her] understand you are displeased
- someone to love
- to be scrutinised by a public inquiry
- a patient, no-nonsense owner, preferably with terrier experience, and a fenced yard
- your feedback
- surgery
- help regaining financial solvency
- a new wardrobe
- to dump Luke like yesterday!
- to look out for her sanity
- to be more active!
- to be docked 2 days at her regular rate
- to learn how to play cooperatively
- emergency treatment after playtime
- to study biology over the summer
- to think what this will do to her self-respect
- a search and rescue team
