I'm Not A Marketing Genius...
...but I don't see how receiving email with the subject line "I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice" would put me in a receptive frame of mind for a sales pitch.
...but I don't see how receiving email with the subject line "I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice" would put me in a receptive frame of mind for a sales pitch.
If that doesn't work out, how about something from Nigeria that says Dear Madam Urgent Matter"?
Yes, I got one from reeking@youthlink.org
Didn't open it, checked to see if anyone else had gotten something with a similar header.
Truly no shortage of idiots in the world...the kind that open spam like this and BUY from the people and encourage them!
ALSO, those obvious three word TOXIC ONION BABCOCK people who find three inane words and put them together and get curious morons to open them and buy from them.