I Wonder How That Would Turn Out
Selections from "20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity," as sent to me by a colleague who doesn't usually forward such things:
- Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
- In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
- Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."