December 2006 Archives
Has anyone else received the following spam missive?
Call out Gouranga be happy
Gouranga Gouranga Gouranga
That which brings the highest happiness!
If so, have you tried it? Results?
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Avoid the 27 Jennifers syndrome by referencing this Social Security Administration list of popular names. Or don't. You may not care, and that's fine too.
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If our snowblower ever breaks down, I'm TOTALLY emailing this woman for help.
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Ha!
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I'm going to let this post speak for itself.
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Perhaps we could try to assume that people are competent until proven otherwise, and find out how the world changes.
C-Man: We got a big bed so the dog could spread out, right?
The Princess: No.
C-Man: I didn't think so.
The Princess: This is where I keep the key to the safe deposit box, in case I croak and you need to clean it out.
C-Man: I'd rather you didn't.
The Princess: I'm not planning on it, I have too many hobbies.
t-HYPE in a post on Beliefs, Blackness, and Bollywood:
Being the statistics geek that I am, I periodically check the search terms that brought people to my blog. As usual I'm scrolling along through "trailer for dhoom 2," "hrithik's thumb," "rimi sen racist," when I stumble across "meaning of collard greens in hindi."
Check out her post for a few of her thoughts on the subject.
We have not been so lucky in the lizard kingdom, but there are a few keepers:
- dating online stupid in italy
- i'm sorry for hurting our love letters
- guess who's coming to dinner movie essay [fuck you, do your own homework!]
- long haired rockers that love bbws
- fariborz jahansoozan
- let me try to write a letter requesting information [feel free]
- preschool peter pumpkin eater flannel craft art project [not likely]
- shirtless darth maul figure
- vegan leather steering wheel
- austin sex quick fuck highland mall sex 2005 [putting the same word in twice gives you better search results, right?]
- seen so much porn
- do gnats bother monitor lizards [gnats bother everyone]
- little boys with long hair
- even large objects like planets across the universe instanteously spam
That last one is really depressing, actually.
Or at least, he should be.
I am at a loss to explain why virtually every post this person writes makes me laugh, but I do love them. If you've missed any of these, do yourself a favor and get caught up.
Me, to Mom: In other news, we put an offer in on a house yesterday. I looked for one day and a house turned up that made C-Man so happy I couldn't say no. The transportation situation is not ideal but since I will not exercise unless compelled, perhaps it is better to have to walk further to the bus stop! We'll see what happens. I'm sure it's full of radon and right in the path of an annual frog migration.
Mom: Possible new house - that is exciting news! The radon has probably killed all the migrating wildlife year by year so you should be OK with the inspection.
