It Doesn't Get Much Better Than Hindi Collard Greens

t-HYPE in a post on Beliefs, Blackness, and Bollywood:

Being the statistics geek that I am, I periodically check the search terms that brought people to my blog. As usual I'm scrolling along through "trailer for dhoom 2," "hrithik's thumb," "rimi sen racist," when I stumble across "meaning of collard greens in hindi."

Check out her post for a few of her thoughts on the subject.

We have not been so lucky in the lizard kingdom, but there are a few keepers:

  • dating online stupid in italy
  • i'm sorry for hurting our love letters
  • guess who's coming to dinner movie essay [fuck you, do your own homework!]
  • long haired rockers that love bbws
  • fariborz jahansoozan
  • let me try to write a letter requesting information [feel free]
  • preschool peter pumpkin eater flannel craft art project [not likely]
  • shirtless darth maul figure
  • vegan leather steering wheel
  • austin sex quick fuck highland mall sex 2005 [putting the same word in twice gives you better search results, right?]
  • seen so much porn
  • do gnats bother monitor lizards [gnats bother everyone]
  • little boys with long hair
  • even large objects like planets across the universe instanteously spam

That last one is really depressing, actually.

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It's sad sometimes, the queries that bring people to our sites. I like your list -- here are some of my recent highlights:

- i just want to look at hot naked chicks
- becel [as in the margarine. I get a Lot of these]
- older women with great legs
- reasons people catch a cold
- can close dancing cause conception
- i speak this language when i am smooth and shiny

Luckily the searches that actually do describe content bring balance. This makes me very happy. :)

What's a bbw? Big Breasted Woman?

I always thought bbw was supposed to mean big beautiful woman.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Beautiful_Woman

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