The last I heard she was...

As explained by Miss Zoot:

You go to Google and type in your name along with the phrase “last I heard he/she was” and see what you get. Find out what you’re up to these days…

So I did, and I have grouped some of the resulting scenarios into how well I could tolerate them.

Not a major disaster:

  • Last I heard, she was in Palo Alto California and had a great husband
  • Last I heard she was in New York and was nominated for an Oscar for a short film

Um, well, I guess it's better than a stick in the eye:

  • Last I heard she was going to Ft. Sam Houston
  • Last I heard, she was getting some feeling in her arm?
  • Last I heard, she was in East Timor, working for the Red Cross

Someone kill me:

  • Last i heard she was dating that heroin boy from Silverchair
  • Last I heard she was hosting for Martha Stewart
  • Last I heard she was on WWE raw

Posted by The Princess on January 28, 2007 at 8:34 AM
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