I'm So Glad We Didn't Get Arrested

By The Princess on June 15, 2007 8:50 PM in Life in the Kingdom | Comments (3)

The Scene: A Denny's near a large airport in Houston, Friday night, around 10:30 p.m.

The Princess: Actually, it's time for me to take my pills. Except I don't think I have any that are already cut up, I was going to do that at Mom's house.

C-Man: I have a knife, hand them over.

(Waitress walks up while C-Man is cutting blue and white pills in half on a plate.)

The Princess: I swear these are legal.

Waitress: Whatever y'all are doing, it's y'all's business.

(Waitress walks away.)

The Princess: I don't think it would have made that any better if I told her I was pregnant.

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3 Comments

By JPed on June 17, 2007 10:21 PM

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet. Although the story would have been better if the knife was a switchblade that C-Man popped out of his pocket...

By Si on June 22, 2007 7:58 AM

oh, the dangers of practicality.

By Faith Ann on July 9, 2007 6:17 PM

I'M so glad we didn't get arrested - it would have bummed me out to get arrested BEFORE going to Mexico!

Oh yeah, I didn't get arrested there either. :o)

Thanks for meeting me in Houston!

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