Stop talking to me. I know my obvious pregnancy makes you curious, but please remember that there is only so much polite socializing I can do in one day with people I don't know. Y'all are maxing me out with your inquiries about my due date. Especially if you are going to start your question with "I know you're probably sick of answering this question..."
Thanks ever so,
The Princess, a.k.a. the introverted and extremely fatigued pregnant woman who is in some kind of pain most of her waking hours and consequently not in the best mood for chat