1. Lack of Internet Access Without Resorting to Measures Like Plugging Keyboard Into PlayStation or Stringing Wires All Over The Downstairs. Hello, I'm a stay at home mom, and hello, it's NaBloPoMo. So the router chooses now to break? It can fuck right off.
2. Bugs. In the bread flour. FOUR POUNDS of bread flour. For one thing, wasteful. For another, I have no toast, because I cannot make bread, because no bread flour. Sucks.
3. No Elves to Put Away the Dishes. I have no idea how we generate so many dishes. Baby doesn't use any dishes. I need more calories because I'm breastfeeding, but it's not like I get them by eating six extra meals a day. So why I am unloading the dishwasher every other day?
4. Dell. Dell F*$king Computers. They can't stop sending mail to my house, no matter how many times I use their online request form or call their CSRs who can't understand what I want them to do. No mail here ever. None. No matter how many old lists you have with names of college students who used to live here.
5. Mosquitos. Just on general principles.
