C-Man: Those are some awfully jumpy legs you've got there, son.
Baby: Southside Jumpylegs Crew! Southside Jumpylegs Crew 4-ever!
C-Man: Don't you wish you were doing some calculus homework right now?
Baby: I laugh at calculus homework, give me some diffy q's! I'll knock 'em down!
C-Man: How can a 14 pound baby have a five pound diaper?
Baby: Dad, you've seen Doctor Who! It's like the Tardis!
