My Qualifications for Parenting

C-Man: Did you know that the shoulder joint is held together by your bicep?
The Princess: Huh?
C-Man: (insert long technical explanation here)
The Princess: I know nothing about the human body, so I did not know that.
C-Man: (more technical information)
The Princess: Wait, I lied. I know enough about the human body to sing "Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes" and point to the right parts at the right times.

Of course, later that day I held up my hands to do "Itsy Bitsy Spider" and started singing "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" instead, so reliability is low.

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