- A dog who is throwing up every day.
- Dog throw-up on the bathroom floor.
- A baby who has learned how to screech.
- A babysitter (a.k.a. C-Man's mom) who is in Dallas taking care of her sick mom (as she should be).
- A sleep debt that will take years to pay off.
- Hair that has not been brushed since yesterday.
(Note: The alternate title for this post is "Don't you want to come visit?")