Austinites, Take A Survey About Drinking (The Fun Kind, Not The Scary Kind)
So this is totally random, but a very nice gentleman named Keith has enlisted me to enlist you to take a survey about Austin and drinking. I know quite a bit about the former and almost nothing about the latter, but Keith was polite and pitches well, so he ensnared me into his evil scheme!
The survey is about bars and clubs and drinks and Austin and the internet, so if you like those things, give him some survey-taking love. It's not short, but not long, and you need something to do while you're zoning out at work anyway.

I'm sending this to my mother because you call me a gentleman.
Thanks for helping out.