Four Years Ago Today

This is what we said:

Officiant: C-Man, do you come here, of your own free will, not any alien mind control or untoward duress, with love in your heart and the intent to marry The Princess?

C-Man: I do.

Officiant: Princess, do you come here of your own free will with love in your heart and the intent to marry C-Man, and do you believe you will continue to love him even when he leaves cabinet doors open or piles books on the coffee table?

The Princess: I do.

Officiant: C-Man and The Princess, you have both confirmed your intent to marry. Now I am going to ask you to repeat after me your wedding vows to each other.

I C-Man, take you The Princess, to be my wife. To have and to hold, from this day forward, For Better, and for Worse, For Richer, and for Poorer, In Sickness, and In Health To love and to Cherish as long as we both shall Live. I also promise to help you check things off the list.

I Princess, take you C-Man, to be my husband. To have and to hold, from this day forward, For Better, and for Worse, For Richer, and for Poorer, In Sickness, and In Health, To love and to Cherish as long as we both shall Live. I also promise to do my best not to crush your inner anarchist.

Except we had C-Man's aunt who officiated use our real names. Otherwise I think it would have been confusing to some people.

C-Man, I would tell you how much I love you here, but you don't read my blog so you'd never see it!