My favorite thing so far this year

"I don't understand why anyone should be upset that I criticize Lady Gaga's performance during which she gives birth to glitter while being attended by a gaggle of leather-clad caressing dancers."

From the keyboard of the lovely Angelina, who writes at Better Than Bullets and Stitch and Boots. (I can't tell you how lucky I am to work with this woman. She keeps me together on a lot of days when I would otherwise fall apart, and she's damn funny, too.)