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C-Man: Facebook's whole site is a piece of sh&t.

The Princess: Why the fuck are you on Facebook? Do we need to get counseling?

The Princess: ... That many people don't even live in Connecticut.

C-Man: That many people do live in Connecticut!

The Princess: I know, I used to live next door to there. That was a joke.

C-Men: How many people do live in Connecticut?

The Princess: I will google it. Hmm, 3.5 million. That's a lot, considering this list has their biggest city at 140,000. How many of those do you need to make 3.5 million?

C-Man: (uncharacteristically long pause) Three.

The Princess: Um, no. Are you okay?

C-Man: Hey Boy Detective, it's time to go upstairs and have a beer. I mean a bath. Hahahahaha!

The Princess: I thought you were going to go to bed.

C-Man: I should.

The Princess: I think you should post up on one of your internet forums and say "I was feeling crummy and I needed to go to bed early but my wife kept me up late chattering about the X-Men comics." Then you can see all the sympathy you get.

The Princess: Just leave those boxes in the trunk, I'll get them later.

C-Man: Are you sure?

The Princess: Take it safe. Um. Play it easy. Um. Do something, I don't know!

C-Man: Make the pie higher?

Mother in Law: I can't believe how much Johnson grass I pulled up out there.

The Princess: I give up for this year.

Mother in Law: I just remember that I pulled out so much of it in the spring when Boy Detective and I would be outside on the deck.

The Princess: My new plan for the yard is for a helicopter to crash into it.

The Princess: The next time I say "I cleaned everything out of the fridge," please ask me "Are you sure?"

C-Man: And then when you get offended, I should remind you of this conversation.

The Princess: Exactly. And then I will say "Oh, good point! You are terribly clever. And good looking."

C-Man: I'm glad to see that being sick has not damaged your sense of humor.

[Updated to clarify: "cleaned everything out of the fridge" means "threw out all potentially hazardous items," not "removed everything and washed shelves." Removing all dangerous items right before the trash is picked up is compelling enough to do even when I'm sick. I am not so motivated that I actually CLEAN the fridge when I'm sick.]

C-Man: What time is it?

The Princess: 6:40.

C-Man: Do you want to go somewhere?

The Princess: Really, no. But if you want to, I guess we could go out and share our infectious diseases with the public.

C-Man, darkly: Turnabout is fair play...

The Princess: Do we have enough tofu in the freezer now, do you feel secure?

C-Man: Are you trying to say something?

The Princess: We better eat it quick when the Apocalypse comes, because we won't have electricity anymore.

C-Man: I think that will be the least of our concerns.

The Princess: I'm detail oriented.

The Princess, after shrieking loudly: A roach! Will you kill it?

Houseguest: Okay. And I'm supposed to be the Buddhist here.

The Princess: You may be the Buddhist, but you're far braver than I am when it comes to roaches.

Houseguest, to roach: Should I kill you quickly or slowly?

C-Man, while getting out of the car this morning: So are you going to pick me up at 5:30, or should I call?

The Princess: I think you should call, because last time I basically forgot all about you.