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Me: Honey, you were right about EVERYTHING!

C-Man: Yep. Hey, why aren't you barefoot?

Me: I'm sorry! It's cold on the tile.

C-Man: And I'M the one making dinner! What's going on here?!

Me: The world is upside down!

The Princess: How was work today, honey?

C-Man: Pretty good. I successfully prevented my company from hiring someone.

The Princess: I got Boy Detective a PB&J smoothie, and I got a... something? Like blueberry coconut soy something?

C-Man: And how was that?

The Princess: Ugh. I feel much healthier, but I wouldn't get it again.

C-Man: That's too bad, it sounds like it would have been good, you know, coconut, blueberries. Except you don't like blueberries.

The Princess: You're right, I don't like blueberries. I think that was my problem with it.

C-Man: So why did you order that?

Boy Detective: Mommy, can you check and make sure there's coconut pie left in the box?

Me: There is. If that's the pie you want tomorrow, that's fine, you can have some.

Boy Detective: You're lying.

C-Man, while waking up: Did the doctor say to take the omeprazole twice a day? Was I here for the whole conversation with him?

The Princess: Yes, and pretty much yes.

C-Man: I'm so glad I get to see my son again. I'm so glad I'm going to be here to raise him. Not that you couldn't do a perfectly fine job by yourself.

The Princess: I'd rather do it with you, though.

C-Man: Seriously, if I die, don't waste any time, find someone to help you.

The Princess: But I don't want to date. I'd just have your mom move in.

C-Man: Really?!

The Princess: We get along.

C-Man: Did the doctor say to take the omeprazole twice a day? And I was here for the whole conversation with him, right?

"So I'm a ninja pirate with fairy wings."

Mark: I have to learn to make this cake.

Grace: It's not that hard to make this cake.

Mark: I know, what I'm saying is that I really need to do it a couple of times so I get it down. I could make a better cake than this.

Grace: I could make a better cake than this too.

Mark: You could use a pound cake instead, that would be good. And you could soak it in some cognac ahead of time.

Grace: Okay.

Mark: Then you put some foie gras in there...

a series of emails which are probably funnier to me than they are to anyone else...

C-Man: YES! (link to photo of character in new movie)

The Princess: So what?

C-Man: The costume actually looks good!

The Princess: I don't even know what the original looked like.

C-Man: (link)

The Princess: Don't you have a job?

C-Man: MY BOSS IS LOOKING AT IT TOO !

Sister: So I finally found the thank you cards my children wrote you! And D. was really helpful and mailed them... except he didn't notice I hadn't filled in the house number yet. Now, they're back at my house.

The Princess: This email is better than getting the thank you cards, actually.

Sister: I'm glad I provided some comic relief. I cleaned [the cards] up because we had all our neighbors over yesterday. I wonder if I'll ever find them again.

C-Man: Son, cats and dogs are just natural enemies. That's just the way the world works.

Boy Detective: What about kangaroos?

C-Man: Kangaroos and what?

Boy Detective: Penguins.